EVANSTON, IL — The Purdue Boilermakers suffered a devastating 19–0 shutout at Northwestern Medicine Field at Martin Stadium on Family Weekend — but the real loss came when visiting students learned, mid-game, that trains…
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So you’ve watched A House of Dynamite on Netflix. Kathryn Bigelow gave us three timelines, three nukes, and about three minutes to emotionally recover. Now that Chicago’s been vaporized (again) and Evanston’s glowing like…
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STATE COLLEGE, PA — In a post-loss press conference that left reporters scratching their heads and math teachers weeping, Penn State head coach James Franklin, fresh off a 22-21 upset loss to Northwestern, declared…
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EVANSTON, IL — Northwestern computer science senior Ethan “Data” Schwartz thought he was just building a “fun side project” when he coded an AI chatbot to flirt with people on Fizz. Two weeks later, he woke up…
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SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA — During a recent press conference with South Korean president Lee Jae Myung, President Donald Trump unexpectedly announced that he would restore Northwestern University’s suspended federal research funding—but only if the interim Northwestern president…
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LOS ANGELES, CA — In a collaboration no one asked for but everyone saw coming, minimalist teen clothing brand Brandy Melville announced a new partnership with pharmaceutical giant Novo Nordisk, the maker of Ozempic, in what the…
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