DURHAM, N.C. — Northwestern didn’t just win a national championship on Sunday — they unintentionally created the most spectacular, horrifying, and frankly unbelievable mass pants-shitting incident in the history of organized sports. The Wildcats…
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“We Thought It Was Weird They Brought Helmets,” Says Michigan Catcher CHICAGO, IL — In what sports historians are already calling “the most humiliating victory in NCAA history,” the University of Michigan baseball team…
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EVANSTON, IL — The Purdue Boilermakers suffered a devastating 19–0 shutout at Northwestern Medicine Field at Martin Stadium on Family Weekend — but the real loss came when visiting students learned, mid-game, that trains…
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STATE COLLEGE, PA — In a post-loss press conference that left reporters scratching their heads and math teachers weeping, Penn State head coach James Franklin, fresh off a 22-21 upset loss to Northwestern, declared…
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