EVANSTON, IL — Fresh off his Nobel Prize win, Northwestern University’s own Joel Mokyr has suddenly found himself the center of a scandal so bizarrely wholesome-turned-provocative that even the most seasoned econ journalists aren’t…
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DURHAM, N.C. — Northwestern didn’t just win a national championship on Sunday — they unintentionally created the most spectacular, horrifying, and frankly unbelievable mass pants-shitting incident in the history of organized sports. The Wildcats…
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EVANSTON, IL — In a move that has left students both baffled and deeply impressed, former Northwestern president Michael Schill was reportedly seen guarding The Rock in the dead of night—disguised in a hoodie and sunglasses—before painting his LinkedIn profile on…
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“We Thought It Was Weird They Brought Helmets,” Says Michigan Catcher CHICAGO, IL — In what sports historians are already calling “the most humiliating victory in NCAA history,” the University of Michigan baseball team…
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By Catnip Staff — the only newsroom where the interns keep saying “be so for real right now” into Slack EVANSTON, IL — Northwestern students awoke Tuesday morning to terrifying, world-shaking news: the Marriage…
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EVANSTON, IL — PETA has filed a lawsuit in Cook County Superior Court against Northwestern University alleging that the school’s beloved “Cat Growl” — the fearsome sound effect blasted at football games for over…
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